Dear you?

Dear Scenesters, hipsters, fashionistas, the couple who wear matching anything, drivers who stop for pedestrians in the middle of the road, those who can't drive in the wet, you- the guy who cut the line at the coffee shop ("yeah mate we all saw you"), the douche who let the rubbish fall out of the bin then kept walking like nothing happened, the guy who wears a contemporary fashion sailing 'outfit' but has clearly never seen the open sea's, occupy wall street movement supporters (if your'e 'sparing' the time to read this blog your'e already part of the problem (and so am I for having the time to write it) (and what's the problem? well thats subjective)) those who wear too much hair product (including 'surf hair'), the guy who calls the police every time someone is having fun in the street, the person that goes for a jog once a week for 20 minutes that wears 'skins' head to toe (you're a close relative of all fat cyclists who spent too much money on a bicycle that's used 4 times a year), enthusiastic fans of soccer, Queensland and Collingwood supporters, parking attendants, the stranger that doesn't acknowledge that there is someone else on the the footpath("move an equal distance to what I am dickhead"), footy club mentality, VL commodore drivers, petrol heads who have a sticker of a little kid urinating on an automobile manufacturer's name, stickers of stick figure families with their pets, the prick who walks away from their dog shitting in the park, happy meal toys, the asshole who think's its 'cool' to increase the volume of pop music at inappropriate hours of the morning, old mate who thinks no one can see him 'perving' through dark sunglasses, the moron who looks at the Mc Donald's menu on the perspex backing whilst standing at the order station like it's your first time (even my nana knew what was on there and she lived to her late 70's), Kyle Sandilands, water sprinklers that spray onto bitumen or concrete, people that keep checking their smart phones while talking to you (your'e not extra important- your'e just a wanker), rude people who wear sunglasses inside, gits who chew with their mouth open, jerks who leave gum on the bottom of a table, the owner of the brand 'tarocash' and people who wash their car more than they watch what they eat,

Piss Off!

Kind regards,
Everyone.

P.S, please share your peeve... I know you've got one.